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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:50
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
High-Average, Low-Slugging Hitters Are Back, and Baseball Is Better for It - Sports Illustrated
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
The odd effects a year in space has on the bodies of astronauts - supercarblondie.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
United Switches Off Starlink Internet on Regional Jets After Static Problem - WSJ
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
What is the best way to get clients to a call center?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Just Forget it!
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Next, they tried...